BARBARA'S TCHATZKAHS

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS Four years you think for sure That's all you've got to endure All the total dicks All the stuck up chicks So superficial, so immature Then when you graduate You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT This is the same as where I just came from I thought it was over Aw that's just great The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who's the best dressed and who's having sex, Who's got the money, who gets the honeys, Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess And you still don't have the right look And you don't have the right friends Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends High school never ends Check out the popular kids You'll never guess what Jessica did How did Mary Kate lose all that weight And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight And the only thing that matters Is climbing up that social ladder Still care about your hair and the car you drive Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirt

"TAKE A HINT" "Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished. "Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away . Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the

MIND NUMBINGLY STUPID QUOTES ABOUT IRAQ 1) " My answer is bring 'em on. " —President George W. Bush, challenging militants attacking U.S. forces in Iraq, July 2, 2003 2) " I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency ." --Vice President Dick Cheney, on the Iraq insurgency, June 20, 2005 3) " As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time. " —Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, responding to a U.S. soldier serving in Iraq who asked him why troops had to dig through scrap metal to armor vehicles, Dec. 8, 2004 4) "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." –Vice President Dick Cheney, "Meet the Press," March 16, 2003 5) " F**k Saddam, we're taking him out. " –President Bush to three U.S. Senators in March 2002, a full year before the Iraq invasion 6) " Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are fact

What's this "Jewish soul" Thing? Aren't We All One? By: Aron Moss --------------------------------------------------- Question: Why do you speak of a "Jewish soul"? How can you put souls in boxes? I think that, at a certain point, the question every human being will ask is "Who am I?" Ultimately, we discover that there are no attributes. To me, that is the essence of spirituality: there is a transcendence that we can experience that is beyond Jewish or Christian or Islam or Buddhist or even Atheist. Isn't it absurd to think that a soul has attributes like Jewish or non Jewish or black or white, etc? Gary Answer: Dear Gary, The idea that all souls are the same is one of the biggest mistakes of modern spirituality. We are so used to thinking that definitions create barriers and barriers cause hatred that we are convinced that to be spiritual means to have no borders. From a Kabbalistic perspective, this totally misses the point of existence. Befo

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B"H What is Evil? ------------- Evil is that which has no power of its own. Evil is darkness, a negation of light. Its power is in us, in our fear of it, in that we consider it a "something" worth responding to. Evil is fostered on every spoonful of worries, every glance of trepidation, every concession we make from our lives to acknowledge its threat -- until it rises brazenly to attack us with our own instruments. Stoop to conquer Evil and you will only join it in its mud. Against Evil, you must march on the clouds, never looking down, climbing ever higher, until you reach a brilliant, blinding light -- a light that leaves no crevice for darkness to hide. Against that light, Evil melts in surrender, having fulfilled its purpose of being. For, in the beginning, darkness was made to squeeze out the inner light of the human soul. A light that knows no bounds. A Daily Dose of Wisdom from the Rebbe -words and condensation by Tzvi Freeman

Something to ask yourself and everyone else to think about with Elections looming... (one of my FAVORITE videos by the way!) I was born long ago I am the chosen I'm the one I have come to save the day And I won't leave until I'm done So that's why you've got to try You've got to breathe and have some fun Though I'm not paid I play this game And I won't stop until I'm done But what I really want to know is Are you gonna go my way? And I got to got to know I don't know why we always cry This we must leave and get undone We must engage and rearrange And turn this planet back to one So tell me why we got to die And kill each other one by one We've got to hug and rub-a-dub We've got to dance and be in love But what I really want to know is Are you gonna go my way? And I got to got to know Are you gonna go my way? 'Cause baby I got to know Yeah - Lenny Kravitz

OLBERMANN'S LATEST SALVO TO BUSH IS RIGHT ON!! By Keith Olbermann If in your presence an individual tried to sacrifice an American serviceman or woman, would you intervene? Would you at least protest? What if he had already sacrificed 3,003 of them? What if he had already sacrificed 3,003 of them — and was then to announce his intention to sacrifice hundreds, maybe thousands, more? This is where we stand tonight with the BBC report of President Bush’s “new Iraq strategy,” and his impending speech to the nation, which, according to a quoted senior American official, will be about troop increases and “sacrifice.” The president has delayed, dawdled and deferred for the month since the release of the Iraq Study Group. He has seemingly heard out everybody, and listened to none of them. If the BBC is right — and we can only pray it is not — he has settled on the only solution all the true experts agree cannot possibly work: more American personnel in Iraq, not as trainers for Iraqi troop