YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK CITY WHEN... 1.You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. 2.You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. 3.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 4.Hookers and the homeless are invisible. 5.The subway makes sense. 6.You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 7.You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple". 8.The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. 9.You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. 10.You consider Westchester "upstate". 11.You think Central Park is "nature." 12.You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking. 13.You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you...