BARBARA'S TCHATZKAHS

Mary Jo Buttafuoco's New Book Aims to Help Others Living With 'Sociopaths' By LEE FERRAN Seventeen years after she was shot in the face by her then husband's teenage lover, Mary Jo Buttafuoco called her ex-husband Joey Buttafuoco a "sociopath and a liar." "I believed him when he said he had nothing to do with her [shooter Amy Fisher]," Mary Jo told "Good Morning America" today in an exclusive interview. "He was a very good sociopath and a liar. ...When I thought about it and looked it up on the Internet, and looked at sociopathic tendencies ... I said 'Oh my God.'" Joey filled all the criteria, she said. In May 1992, Mary Jo Buttafuoco answered her front door at her Long Island home to see 16-year-old Amy Fisher point a gun at her face and fire. Fisher had been having an affair with Mary Jo's husband, Joey, who was more than twice Fisher's age. Mary Jo Buttafuoco miraculously survived the close range shot...

AMY, WHATCHA' GONNA DO? A friend got a copy of some excerpts from the Amy Fisher & Lou Bellara sex tape. She knows I am triggered by porn but begged me to watch some of it telling me it was "funny." It wasn't funny, it was creepy and sad. I watched maybe 2 minutes before I turned off her televison and told my friend to destroy that tape. Amy, do you need an older woman to talk to you about this? If a man, husband or not, asks to make a sex tape? DON'T!! And your HUSBAND!? Seems like both Buttafucco and your husband have zero respect for you or your boundaries. ZERO! Oh, and then they say you "liked it" or you "asked for it." Amy, don't fall for it - that's not love. That's sickness. That's your marriage the whole world is in on now. Your M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E. I was married once. I left when my ex-husband disrespected me and the marriage by abusing both, because I took my marriage very seriously. I am not promoting div...

OH MY GOODNESS!! STOP THE INSANITY!! THEY'RE DATING!?!? (cringe) Pardon while I hurl!! I really feel bad for the exes and the children. I wonder if Amy's parents are still around for this naseau-fest. I believe in reparative justice but didn't that girl shoot his wife? And wasn't he sleeping with her? Denying it? and then did time for sex with a minor? WHAT MESSAGE IS THIS SENDING? Joey Buttafuoco and his Long Island Lolita, Amy Fisher, reloaded their relationship last night on their first date in 15 years. Their big night out in Port Jefferson, L.I., was caught on tape, which will air on tonight's edition of "The Insider." A torrid affair between the auto mechanic and his underage lover dampened in 1992 when Fisher shot Buttafuoco's then-wife, Mary Jo, in the head, but recent circumstances made Joey's heart grow fonder for Fisher, she told the TV show. "We started talking when Joey was in jail," she said. Buttafuoco, 53, recently ende...

HE'S OUT - BUT THANK GOODNESS HE'S ON THE LEFT COAST! The guy is the same age as me and can't seem to grow up long enough to stay away from underage girls, prostitutes, guns, insurance fraud, ammunition and other stuff that might sound fun when you're 11. He did time for statutory rape, Baruch Hashem. He denied everything (typical). Grow up Joey! Unless you feel like joining that other paragon of honesty and manhood - Scott Peterson . Let's just hope, ladies - he didn't learn new tricks in jail. Let's really hope. And if you have a daughter under the age of 23 - make sure she reads this: SAN FERNANDO, Calif. -- Joey Buttafuoco, whose 17-year-old lover shot his wife in the face more than a decade ago, was released from jail after serving three months for illegally possessing ammunition, authorities said. Buttafuoco, 50, walked out of Los Angeles County Jail just before 9 a.m. Saturday, according to the Sheriff's Department Web site. His release was ...