BARBARA'S TCHATZKAHS

AT THE TIME SHARE by the LeeVees My mother says she likes it up here But she'd rather be down there Where? At the timeshare Down in Boca Or was it Boynton? Or Daytona? It doesn't matter just as long as It's in Florida ( Oh David? ) Yes Mom? ( We had the most wonderful wonderful band at the clubhouse Thursday night .) Who was that, Ma? ( Tony Orlando and Dawn, but Dawn was sick, so they had a special guest - a multi-instrumentalist - to play the keyboards. He had all sorts of wonderful buttons on the top. He was the big to-do! ) My mother says it won't be long Before she lives there all year round Where? In Miami With Saul and Shecky Playing pinochle and gin rummy Or was it bridge or maybe bingo? It doesn't matter just as long as It's in Florida (OK, play it for your mother!) Everybody! At the timeshare Down in Boca Or was it Boynton? Or Daytona? Maybe Naples Perhaps Captiva Or Tallahassee (But there's no Jews there!) It doesn't matter just as long as It...

INSTANT MESSAGE STUD RETURNS Why oh why do these sex addicts, pervs, cheaters, liars and abusers lie? Or claim that the real victim was them? They get mad because someone caught them. They become righteously indignant that someone found out their little secret. And Damn It - someone had a tv camera or audio running to capture these lies. Nowadays - its the computer. Believe me, no matter how much you tell yourself you have deleted or erased something either from your own computer or a website? Its still there. Traces of it captured forever. And its not hard to find, people. I watched an NYPD Computer Technologist pull something out of what should have been cyber-oblivion 3 years ago. It took him all of 10 minutes. It took them even less time to verify that instant messages were not altered and where they came from, i.e. whose computers (IP traces) they came from. Scary. So Foley's back and Florida's pissed. Everyone's pissed because we found that what was being sa...