RUDY, RUDY, RUDY Stop it, Rudy!! If you keep doing this you're gonna' go blind! (...walking away shaking head in disgust) THE man known as the US's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, has finally unveiled a presidential campaign advertisement highlighting his leadership after the September 11, 2001 terror attacks. SOURCE Pretty sad when The Onion has the best take on Rudy's latest: Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11 ... "My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise," said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. "As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all." If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions. "Let us all remember how we felt on that day, with the world watching our eve...