DIVORCE HELL Take it from me, divorce is not fun. Especially from an abuser. In this case they both appear to be abusive. Orders of Protection are not fun either. So, what was THIS jury thinking? Warring couple wanted split, but jury sez no go BY NANCIE L. KATZ, JOTHAM SEDERSTROM and BILL HUTCHINSON DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Simon Taub beams after jury said his wife, Chana (below), can't divorce him - which may seem a strange reaction, considering the couple's warring ways. Their love may have died, their house may be divided, but New York's most notorious battling couple is going to have to stay married - by decision of the jury. In a divorce battle that has gotten more and more bizarre, Chana Taub asked a Brooklyn Supreme Court panel to dissolve her 21-year marriage to Simon Taub. Both listened in stunned silence Tuesday as the jury said they could not separate. The squabbling spouses each immediately claimed the other was going to resort to murder to do what the court d...