PATHOLOGICAL LYING DOMINATES THE NEWS This past few weeks its been "pants on fire " headlines. Gonzales has " nothing to hide ." Imus is " sorry ," (kind of like 'the checks in the mail' and 'I swear I won't fill in blank') but Al " pin back your yarmaluke " Sharpton "isn't buying Imus' apology and neither is Jesse " hymietown " Jackson. Rush Limbaugh, that bastian of truth who's 'kicked' his oxycotin addiction thinks Obama is a " HALF-rican ." Bush is getting ready to veto stem-cell research again because he's the "decider" and on this past Friday night's usual news-dump the White House FINALLY admits " abstinence only programs don't work " DUH!! The Governor of New Jersey refuses to use a dang seat belt and ends up nearly getting himself killed. (let's nominate him for a Darwin Award!) And my Winner for Understatement of the Month : Dick Che...