101 Fun Things to do with Matzah
In undergrad school, the last 2 years there I lived off campus in my own apartment. I loved it. I loved the autonomy and I got a chance to really study and do my own thing. I was adopted by a local feral cat whom I named 'Matzah Ball.' He moved in and stayed. He slept with me every night and was oddly protective of me, always waiting in my front window or at my steps for me to come home. He was a VERY fat, black cat with white paws and chest and a white spot on his face. My children laugh to tears when I tell them that Matzah was sooooo fat I had to push him off the couch to sit down and even then he would just "THUD" to the floor. Once he tried to sleep on my legs and I lost so much feeling I woke up and pushed him off. Matzah was very vocal and would voice his displeasure at me putting him on a diet by not allowing me to sleep. I voiced mine by locking him outside. Matzah would then kill some hapless bird and bring the still twitching prey to me in the mor...