BARBARA'S TCHATZKAHS

I don't get it. This woman is U G L Y. She's on the cover of every magazine as a 'style' maven and I am sick of it. She is tall like I am, though much thinner (like I used to be before illness hit) and wears these tiny little sweaters & jackets that make her look like a circus animal. The rest of her wardrobe - barely passable. My Nana was a designer and both she & my mother had wonderful, classic taste. ME-ME-ME-chelle can't seem to even BUY good taste! And her face? Puh-leeze. I know so many other African American women who are much much prettier. Beyonce Knowles, Halle Berry, Vanessa Williams... that list goes on and on. ME-ME-ME-chelle looks like a thug with more attitude. UGH! Class is something you can't buy... it's developed - much like character. Jackie Kennedy had it. Nancy Reagan had it. You, Mrs. First-Lady? Do not. from the fabulous DEADENDERS: 24 TWENTY FOUR 1. $172,2000 – Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff) 2. $140,000 – Frye, Jo...

She needs more than a full-time make-up artist. She needs plastic surgery and an attitude adjustment. Narcissists - ALLLLLL about the image. GLAMOUR 'FIRST' by Annie Karni She's America's top "model." Michelle Obama is the nation's first first lady to add a full-time makeup artist to her traveling entourage, according to stylists who have worked with presidential wives over the past 16 years. Makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, helped create Obama's signature look on her inaugural trip to Europe last week. Grimes-Miles, who has been working with the first lady for six years, now splits her time between DC and Chicago, where she dolls up morning-news anchors for WGN TV. "No other first ladies have consistently traveled with a makeup artist," said hairdresser Bernard Portelli, who styled Hillary Rodham Clinton's blond mane in 1993 and tracks trends in first-lady style. "It took Laura Bush four years to finally look good. It's ta...