He Was a Quiet Man...
The late but still great & unmatchable Rodney Dangerfield had a punchline that went "he was a quiet man." The patter went that this was the line you always heard about some psycho who shot up his home or hacked his neighbors. The one thing I learned when doing comedy - the truth, well said - it always the biggest laugh. Today, Rodney was right again. Man attacks passerby with machete; throws Molotov cocktails at police car A lunatic who randomly attacked a man with a machete fought off cops by hurling Molotov cocktails at them from the roof of his Queens home Tuesday, police said. Felipe Velasquez, 21, began the rampage that set a police car ablaze because "I had a bad day," he told police. Velasquez erupted about 5:30 p.m. when he whacked Bernard Hoffman, 45, in the head with the machete in front of the Richmond Hill home he shares with his uncle, police said. Using an umbrella, Hoffman, who was visiting the neighborhood, outdueled his assailant, disarming hi...