AT THE TIME SHARE
by the LeeVees
My mother says she likes it up here
But she'd rather be down there
Where?
At the timeshare
Down in Boca
Or was it Boynton?
Or Daytona?
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida
(Oh David?)
Yes Mom?
(We had the most wonderful wonderful band at the clubhouse Thursday night.)
Who was that, Ma?
(Tony Orlando and Dawn, but Dawn was sick, so they had a special guest - a multi-instrumentalist - to play the keyboards. He had all sorts of wonderful buttons on the top. He was the big to-do!)
My mother says it won't be long
Before she lives there all year round
Where?
In Miami
With Saul and Shecky
Playing pinochle and gin rummy
Or was it bridge or maybe bingo?
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida
(OK, play it for your mother!)
Everybody!
At the timeshare
Down in Boca
Or was it Boynton?
Or Daytona?
Maybe Naples
Perhaps Captiva
Or Tallahassee
(But there's no Jews there!)
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida
by the LeeVees
My mother says she likes it up here
But she'd rather be down there
Where?
At the timeshare
Down in Boca
Or was it Boynton?
Or Daytona?
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida
(Oh David?)
Yes Mom?
(We had the most wonderful wonderful band at the clubhouse Thursday night.)
Who was that, Ma?
(Tony Orlando and Dawn, but Dawn was sick, so they had a special guest - a multi-instrumentalist - to play the keyboards. He had all sorts of wonderful buttons on the top. He was the big to-do!)
My mother says it won't be long
Before she lives there all year round
Where?
In Miami
With Saul and Shecky
Playing pinochle and gin rummy
Or was it bridge or maybe bingo?
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida
(OK, play it for your mother!)
Everybody!
At the timeshare
Down in Boca
Or was it Boynton?
Or Daytona?
Maybe Naples
Perhaps Captiva
Or Tallahassee
(But there's no Jews there!)
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida
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