"CURSE YOU CBS!"

I read the following in the newspaper while waiting at Mt. Sinai Hospital in Manhattan yesterday for my cardiac testing. It is a good lampooning of the blame shifting and lack of personal or global responsibility chronically being taken by the media. Minimizing, media spin, "the twinkie defense" about everything. How come o one's ever accountable? How come its always "well I did it, BUT... Its tiring to read and its all making my head hurt. A laugh for Shabbos with this one -
"After reading about Prince's XXX-rated Super Bowl show and the person that complained that his antics made his son gay, I now know what happened to me.

"In 1963, I was watching 'Captain Kangaroo' on CBS, of course. As he was talking to Mr. Green Jeans, he placed his keys into the front pocket of his jacket and seductively jingled them.

"My mother entered the room at that moment and screamed at me to turn off that filth. She then raced me off to the hospital wondering what kind of deadly disease I might have contracted from some one named Green Jeans.

"I'm gay now and it's CBS' fault."

--Michael Warren, Manhattan



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