POLL: MAJORITY FAVORS REPLACING AMERICAN EAGLE WITH BIRD WHO POOPED ON BUSH

“WE HAVE TO SH*T ON HIM HERE, SO HE DOESN’T SH*T ON THE WORLD EVERYWHERE.”

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